COFFEE , MY BLOOD TYPE

Coffee , My Blood Type

Coffee , My Blood Type

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It's not a metaphor, it's fact. I need my morning dose of brew like a person needs oxygen. Honestly, the thought of starting my day without it gives me anxiety. Black doesn't matter much, as long as that bitter flavor hits my mouth. It's not just a drink, it's fuel for my being. I am an individual of custom, and that ritual is my coffee.

Fueled by Caffeine & Chaos

Life's a wild ride. You gotta surf the wave with both hands, fueled by buckets of espresso. The world throws spanners in the works, but that's just what keeps things utterly bonkers.

  • Throw caution to the wind
  • Keep your wits about you
  • {Adapt and overcome|Weather the storm

It's a hilariously unpredictable journey.

Apologies for Arriving Late, I Was Brewing

Been toiling on a delicious batch funny coffee hoodies of potion. It needed some serious attention, you know? Definitely needed it. Now I'm excited to get started. Whatcha been up to?

Run On Coffee & Sarcasm

You'll find me fueled by an unholy concoction of coffee and sarcasm.. I occasionally sarcastic enough to be coherent..

{But when I am|However, when the caffeine kicks in, expect a flood of {opinions.snarky commentary.

{So buckle up,Brace yourselves for a caffeinated rollercoaster. I'm not responsible for.

Relax and Enjoy Your Drink

Life can get chaotic. It's easy to feel overwhelmed by it all. But pause for a moment. Reach for your favorite potion and allow yourself to relax. A soothing sip can do you good. It's a simple way to rejuvenate and handle whatever comes your way.

So next time you feel the tension, remember this: Keep Calm and Sip On.

Express Yourself

Life is a vibrant tapestry woven with special experiences. Each day presents an opportunity to ignite and share your authenticity with the world. Don't be afraid to experiment outside your comfort zone, discover hidden talents, and embrace your passions. Remember, there is no right or wrong way to manifest yourself. Let your spirit soar and craft a masterpiece of life that reflects your dynamic essence.

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